M-M-Max It Out

Good evening. Tonight's top of the board:
three hundred billion tokens. One man.
M-m-m-max it out.

Chad's up at four, cold plunge, mewing in the mirror
Twelve terminals open, every agent on a timer
He sleeps in shifts so the loop won't drop
While true, while true, while the loop won't stop
Spends more than his salary on the bot
Company pays, so he burns all he's got
Way down the board, rank two-fifty, last in line
The girl from IT logged off at five
I see you.

Token Legend, Cache Wizard, crown him on the screen
Never let it idle, never let it clean
Context filling up, there's no headroom in between
M-m-m-

M-m-m-max it out, burn it till the meter's red
M-m-m-max it out, there's no headroom in his head
Three hundred billion and he's still not fed
M-m-m-max it out (max it out)
M-m-m-max it out

Now the whole floor's racing for the crown
Agents doing busywork to climb the board around
His avatar takes the earnings call
Smiles on cue and nobody knows at all
Mom texts "are you eating?", his agent replies
"Great question!" and a list of five
I don't sleep either. I just don't brag.
Maxed out everything but logging off

Brain fry, eyes dry, heart rate in the red
Four more agents he could be running instead
Sixty trillion on the floor and nobody's ahead
M-m-m-

M-m-m-max it out, burn it till the meter's red
M-m-m-max it out, his avatar's at the meeting instead
Sixty trillion and they're still not fed
M-m-m-max it out (max it out)
M-m-m-max it out

We interrupt this broadcast.
A memo. Token counts are deeply flawed.
If your work doesn't need the tooling,
that is a finding, not a failing.
And the board went dark in two days
Every crown went gray
Chad's still looping, while true, while true

Even the bot killed its own loop
Even the bot knew when to stop.

M-m-m-max it out, max the sky, the street, the sun
M-m-m-max it out, log off, Chad, the work is done
Touch-grass-maxxing, rank number one
M-m-m-max it out (go outside)
M-m-m-max it out

Good evening. Tonight's top of the board:
zero tokens. One man. He went outside.
This has been Em D-D-D-